lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

All I want in my life is clear skin and a life time supply of witty one liners to be able to constantly crush those I find inferior to me

Mostly the clear skin though

plaidmikey:

I didn’t know Claire’s did eyebrow piercings as well

I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end.